There are a few times in my life where I've had to eat my words. My mom would say there were many times I've had to eat a little crow. And she'd then tell you about my Corporate America speech circa '92, or the "no fast or processed food in my child" speech of '99. Just for kickers she might tell you about the four months I swore off all animal products and tried going vegan during the Mad Cow scare of '02. My mom has a mind like a steel trap and the memory of an elephant. Thank god she...